What's Your Excuse for Not Using High-ROI NLP Copywriting? 🤔
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Summary
FAQs
WTF is NLP and why should I care?
NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming) is like mind-reading for marketers. It helps us tap into the subconscious desires and motivations of your customers and then use it to sell stuff. Think of it as a Jedi mind trick, but for selling stuff ethically.
Do you write in a specific style
I write in the style that works best for my audience. If you didn't like the way I wrote this, it's because you're not my *perfect* customer. But that doesn't mean I can't write for your perfect customer. Give me brand guidelines or examples of what you like, and I'll recreate the style you need.
Do you use AI to write?
I use AI everyday because it's an amazing tool for research, brainstorming, and outlining. It's also incredible when paired with automation, my other skillset. But the writing? I like my own better, especially when it comes to sales.
Has your writing really helped to shift of $13M+ of products and services?
Yes. I've been copywriting on Fiverr since 2013, where I'm rated as one of the platform's top-rated and Pro-verified sellers. I've worked with thousands of B2B and B2C clients in a range of industries, some of them household names. Don't believe me? Check out the link on my profile!
Can you optimize my content for SEO?
For sales pages, we're focusing on converting humans, not pleasing Google bots. But if you need SEO-friendly content to drive traffic to your sales pages, we can definitely chat about that, because I can create an ecosystem of pre-sales pages that are optimized and whiz people through their buying journey to their final destination: a sales page designed to get them weak at the knees.
Do you write about [questionable topic]?
If it's illegal, unethical, or would make your mom frown, it's probably a no. But feel free to ask – I promise not to judge (much)! I want to help people who are making the world a better place, not adding to the *huge* list of things that make people unhappy. If your product or service does that, I'm in.
What's included
Conversion-Focused NLP Copywriting
Tired of "top-notch" sales copy that sounds like a frickin' robot wrote it? Of course you are. You need copy that makes people's loins stir when they think of you and your product. Last time I checked, robots weren't sexy. As an NLP copywriter with a knack for turning words into money, I spit out long-form sales copy that whispers sweet nothings to your customers' hearts (and wallets). Whether you're a solopreneur looking to launch your first product or a frazzled business owner aiming to boost conversions, my copy seduces audiences into swooning, clicking, and buying. I have one job, to infuse your brand voice with NLP words that bypass the brain's logic to tap right into people's irrational desires.
Copy That Gets People Hot Under the Collar
I specialize in long-form sales content that turns lame tire-kickers into crazed stalkers (or "buyers" as we like to call them in marketing land). Landing pages, sales pages, product descriptions – if it sells, I'll write it.
Dr. Hannibal Lector's Target Market Analytical Skills
You can't write copy that sells without knowing your audience inside-out. That's where I whip out the chianti, liver, and fava beans and settle down to analyze my prey. Do I make the creepy hissing noise? That's for me to know and your audience to find out!
Words That Short-Circuit Puny Human Brains
NLP (neuro-linguistic programming) copywriting focuses on using our human needs, emotions, and desires to get sales. Purchasing is an emotional decision, not a logical one. My words connect to those emotions, boot out logic, and elicit a yearning - to buy your product, since its the only thing that will fill the newfound void in their life.
One Round of Revisions
I want to make sure your copy is perfect, so I offer a free round of revisions with all my work. If I screw up, that's on me and that won't count. Just be aware that if I believe your revision will screw things up, I'm not shy about telling you so. I want you to succeed, not destroy your sales copy!
Mimicry of Your Brand Voice
Got brand guidelines? Awesome, throw them my way and I will embody your brand's tone and writing style. Don't have one? I'll work with you to find a tone and writing style that will work for you (or more importantly, your audience. After all, you're not buying... are you?)
[OPTIONAL] Sales Page Setup
If you want me to write and set up your sales page and the whole darn funnel so you can sip pina coladas on the beach, that's cool. I can do that - and then I'll join you with a long, tall glass of whatever that hunk over there is having. Deal?
[OPTIONAL] A/B Testing and Results Tracking
Want an expert eye watching the progress of your sales page and making tweaks to the copy to make sure your copy is delivering on its promise? Great idea! You can now go jetskiing with an impractical martini (definitely shaken) as I obsess over graphs, charts, numbers, and words so you don't have to.
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