I spent a long time wondering what topic I should write my sample work on, then gave up and started writing about myself.

I write copy so good it may even sell you drugs and the best part? the customers keep coming back….until police arrives

I write copy so good it might sell you ANYTHING, from kids toys to kids (FBI opens up) I meant toys, for Adults…I can sell ANYTHING within legal bounds.

I can write copy so fresh and creative, it may even sell white bread to a black... I mean to a gluten intoleran... I CAN SELL WHITE BREAD TO A BAKERY

Need a copywriter? have me! I mean hire me! 

I write words and sell jokes, double the value

Hey, I'm Meet, a full-time student and part-time daydreamer who can craft compelling copy (and I'm hoping you're hiring!). Instead of boasting about my writing skills, I'll let my work speak for itself. I transform bland brands into must-haves using words that entertain and convert. My secret? A mix of humor, psychology, and a lot of caffeine. If you need copy that resonates and drives sales, you're in the right place.

Hey, I'm Meet, and I write attention-grabbing content. Selling doesn't have to be dull. I create sharp, funny copy that entertains and persuades. Need ads that stop people from scrolling? Product descriptions that charm them into buying? I'm your guy. I take humor seriously because it drives sales. Want to collaborate?

Need copy that sells without being boring? I've got you covered. I'm Meet, and I write ads, content, and copy that entertain, not just pitch. People buy from brands they connect with, and humor makes that connection easy. If you want your audience to laugh and engage, let's work together – after all, humor sells.

If you ask me to sell you a pen well, I'd sell it

You might have heard a pen is mightier than a sword. Well, this pen won’t get you arrested at airport security. Plus, wouldn’t it be nice for this pen to be a part of a success story? From sticking it in your friend's ass in school to signing life-altering contracts, each pen has its journey. What makes this particular pen DIFFERENT is its smooth, consistent ink flow that makes writing feel effortless. Whether it's a quick note or a masterpiece, this pen keeps you coming back. Perfect for professionals, students, and anyone chasing creativity. [brand] pen,

Because being different starts with the tools you use.

Proof that not all great ideas start on a keyboard

A pen so smooth, even your grocery list feels like a bestseller.

Scribbles today, autographs tomorrow.