That’s the one. The story that never gets old. Cue laughing tears. “B’ had something going on, pooped her pants and had to walk down 3 houses and that half mile driveway Sas, said she couldn’t ride in the car with ‘cat shit in her pants’”. Everyone all together says “cat shit alley”. The roar of laughter is contagious, tissues being passed around, every one trying to catch their breath. Surely, this is Heaven. I interrupted the gaggle “ok ok ok… the something I had going on was food poisoning and that is the closest to death I have ever come.”