Every protest is often comprised of different kinds of individuals- a section of active protesters, always on the front lines, who showcase much courage through the painful ordeal, the ones who have battle scars to be admired by through the rest of their lifetime. These, however, are not today’s subject of discussion as my overpowering conscience disallows me from making them the subject of my satire. So, bidding adieu to our champions, let’s dissect the rest!