💠Ever tried to “find your inner peace” — only to realize it overslept and refused to come along?
I went on a wellness retreat expecting soft music, herbal tea, and soul-cleansing silence. Instead, I got mandatory mindfulness schedules, competitive meditation, and kale-induced anxiety.
Somewhere between goat yoga and a sound bath, I realized something no brochure tells you — peace doesn’t happen on command. It shows up when you stop trying to impress it.
Here’s the full story of how I accidentally turned self-care into an Olympic sport... and finally found calm in the least spiritual way possible.
💠Ever tried to “find your inner peace” — only to realize it overslept and refused to come along?
I went on a wellness retreat expecting soft music, herbal ...