In the opening scene, Bridget Jones ’s character embarks on a determined journey to get her life “back on track,” which means she will “number one: obviously, lose twenty pounds. Number two: equally important, find a sensible boyfriend” and number there and four, “stop smoking, drinking, find inner poise” and a few other things. Jones did not decide to go on this, let’s call it,
cleanse, all by herself. The reason (and the reason all of my tiny imaginary feminist gnomes punched my insides) was that she had felt the need to change who she was because of the judgmental words that came out of Mark Darcy’s (
Colin Firth) mouth. Afraid to end up “fat and alone,” Jones decides to stop living her life according to her standards and begin to live her life according to her man or future man standards. The story continues towards a toxic office environment, where Bridget Jones’s extremely powerful boss (played by
Hugh Grant) literally harasses her, but she, uh, likes it?