You were promised tearproof, non-see-through leggings –

Well, they’ve done it again. They swindled you. but what you actually got was the starring role in an embarrassing viral video.

We all saw the one where the woman working out in the gym, surrounded by buff, grunting, sweaty dudes, goes to do her squats, and not only are her leggings see-through, but there’s a tear in the seam right in the worst. possible. spot.

And now she’s known as “crotch shot squat girl.”

When will they make a quality legging that doesn’t break its promises, but still looks cute? I mean, at this point, you can barely show your face at the gym, and those sweatpants you’re wearing are so hot you’re drenched in sweat halfway through your workout.

Well, we at Ultra Legs have heard your cries. We get it, in fact, we’ve been there…okay maybe not accidentally flashing our bits in front of all the gym bros, but we hear you.

And because we’re nerds – nerds that like to look cute while we work out – we’ve used science to create the *perfect* legging. Our patented Flex-Tex™ fabric is strong enough to hold up under the toughest conditions.

And our technicians test every bolt of fabric before it's used to create the comfortable, hard-working, super cute leggings you see here.

In fact, we guarantee that these leggings are not see-through, and will not tear, or we will give you your money back.

That’s right. We stand behind our leggings. Don’t believe a legging could be so powerful? Check out our over 500 five-star reviews.

So try a pair today. Put it through your toughest workout, and hold your head high at the gym, because you’re wearing Ultra Legs.

Now the only thing you’ll go viral for is your awesome body.