Today we’re going to be talking about the recent congressional hearing that occurred in Mexico. If you’re unaware, there was a congressional hearing held by the Mexican government where a journalist and ufologist by the name of Jamie Maussan, along with a group of Mexican scientists unveiled two mummified bodies that they believe to not be human.

I don’t know how they got to that conclusion, they seem like humans to me. They even have two arms!

This happened after an hour and thirty minutes of Maussan showing a bunch of UFO footage that was captured across Mexico. But I guess that wasn’t enough proof for the Mexican congress, so he pulled out the big guns… at least metaphorically. As you can see, these creatures aren’t that big, and honestly look kind of cute. I could see myself chilling with these creatures.

After whipping out the undeniable truth of extraterrestrial life that lay in front of the Mexican leaders, Maussan went on to explain that these specimens had been studied by scientists at the Autonomous National University of Mexico, where they determined that we share seventy percent of our DNA with these little creatures. 

Before you jump out of your seat thinking that we just found our long-lost ancestors, you’ll be saddened to know that’s not the case. Even though it sounds like it, a seventy-percent match is not that much. As a comparison, humans share eighty-five percent of our DNA with that of bacteria. So if there’s something that has a whopping fifteen percent less shared DNA than bacteria, you’d best believe this thing isn’t just some guy with a birth deformity. 

Along with the mummy itself, Maussan also showed a bunch of x-ray scans of the creature, which show that it has some pretty unique features like how it has a spine that’s attached to the middle of the head, rather than the back of it, eggs that were seemingly used for reproduction, a metal bar made of some extremely rare metal, and three-fingered hands. Those last two sprouted some pretty wild conspiracies about the whole matter.

I mean, this is probably the most cathartic piece of news that UFO theorists have come across, probably in their whole life. I mean I can just hear the ufologists around the world celebrating like it’s the end of Return of the Jedi. 

Nevertheless, two theories stood out to me. The first one was that these creatures had interacted with, and even biologically manipulated, ancient humans. This theory largely comes from the fact that the aliens have three-fingered hands. A similar set of hands can be seen on mummies of humans that died around the same time… curious. This was previously shrugged off as just looters taking body parts, but who knows now?

Another theory is that these aliens are actually artificially bred clones made to do menial tasks for their more advanced masters. This is getting even more sci-fi than it already is, but trust me, it gets better. The metal rod found on the chest is said to be something similar to a biometric keycard, which they use to pilot their aircraft, I don’t know.

Either way, this story is pretty wild, and if you want my opinion on the matter, uh, their rocks! I mean, c’mon, just look at this thing!