BearBob Round Pants
BearBob Round Pants now owns Busty Brag after he kicked out Mr. Brags with the recipe of Bragy patty
The secret formula of Bragy patty. Shh, it's BRAGY MEAT! Urban legend says Mr. Brag’s body is still in the basement with only one hand.
Bobbear with a gold body, cuts Mr. Brags with his spatula and gives a big psychopath smile.
Majin Buu Bear
Dragon-ball Z fans assemble!
Buu bear like sweets and is made of cotton candy. He eats other bears in one go to adapt their ability. Look at those huge hole ears. They sense NFTs.
Buu bear bloated after eating begita, super bearyan 3 and bibbolo with their NFTs
Next target- Boku bear. Y’all bow to buu bear.
The Bear and Frog
Princess bear in the game y’all. She ain’t kissing no frog. Princess bear deadass made out with that tiny green stuff. Smirk on her face and the red cheeky frog says it all.
After a steamy session, the frog magically transformed into $$$.
Does she know magic? How? Princess bear is the long-lost cousin of Genie bear from Aladdin. Don’t say I didn’t tell ya!
The Daddy Don
“Wheres ma money hoe? I got ma gangstas in every dumpster street. They be waiting to shoot ya coconut head any moment. You cross on me? My homies be knocking ya off! You be dead meat in no time. Now shake some ass and drop ma money!”
With his daddy tone, BUCCI suit, $750 cigar, colorblind glasses and fake rose, bear became the most feared, badass gambler of Vegas in Snowland.
Spartan Bear
FEEL NO FEAR
Bear Spartan represents an iconic outfit
Hairs- stolen from the farm chickens
Helmet- Christmas gift from Santa
Cape- rented from Superman
Shield- a car tire with gold and red paint
Special ability- Growl, Frown and Cry
Moto- “Come back with your shield or upon it”.
Bear Dick 007
007 is the freakiest undercover agent with a 90's dick gun.
Dick on his gun? It belongs to his enemy. 007 shoots and cuts his enemy’s dick to make the gun’s handle.
Man is blind in one eye. He winks at every chick but one day some thicc ass chick accused him of sexual harassment and that chick's boyfriend broke his left eye.
Next target: boyfriend's dick. Wish him luck.
Glowy BlobBear
Is he real? Have you heard about Urban Legend, Blob-A-Boo?
It says Blob bear comes out every full moon night. He is the son of Mrs. Slime and Scooby Dooby Doo. Look at that face, like father like son.
Special power: absorb NFTs of anyone who speaks his name.
Rap Bear
Here is the masterpiece from Rap Bear, the greatest of all time
“YO! Turn up (beatboxing sound) Chain of gold, ma style so bold. I smoke those Marlboro like ain't no tomorrow. Watchin ma aluminum foil crown, all them hoes go down. With dead fish in my hand, I go one nightstand. Ma humor so dry but ya know what? My NFTs don't die, they multiply."
Mate said it all. What are you waiting for? Book him now.
Bear Sapien
This is for history lovers
Bear Sapien came from the stone age and become a fashion icon in the bear world
With leopard clothes, damaged hairs, broken teeth and large boob eye, he charms every hoe he sees
He chants "you wanna attract boobs? Be a boob!"
Only 5 teeth in his mouth. P.S. The tooth fairy is one of the hoes.
Mr. Bloody Mary
This vampire bear is a sucker.
Don't go on those fangs. Sucker is an angel vampire. He met a vamp, went on a date, drank liters of Bloody Mary cocktail but She dumped the sucker after sucking all his blood. Now sucker owns a blood bank and donates honey-flavored blood to amigos.
That mosquito on his jar? That's his wife because she sucks his blood.
