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l love self-improvement videos. Hi I am Champu. I just wake up. It's aaaaa.... 10 am! Ah what's wrong with my alarm, why it didn't ring?? Let me check. You have missed your alarm. How? I didn't even hear. I don't think this alarm thing is working for me. "How to wake up without alarm" Just entering this one keyword, I froze myself in the realm of self-improvement videos. And when the heat of realization hit me I was already late for my class. So after putting on trousers, my right hand, my left hand and then my head enters into a buttonless shirt, at last a black cap was on my top (hack to save hair time). I ran blindly 200 meters straight, 100 meters right, 300 meters left then 30 stairs up and a few steps hit me into scolding of the teacher. Cut to Bedtime Being tired of changing sleep positions, my eyes were wide open and my mind was bombarded with tons of thoughts. Even trying hard to fall asleep, sleep was far from my reach. Hence, I picked up my phone to type "how to fall asleep immediately", just then my eyes scanned my recent searches:- These keywords strike my mind. I was spending a major chunk of my time on how to instead of doing. Due to my mindless consumption, self-improvement videos had been my excuse, for the past few weeks. Even though, whatever host was advising I already knew that. I felt like I knew same as him, maybe I should start creating such videos too. Well waking up to reality, what I mean in a line is:- "You know enough, all you need is to act to accomplish." Warning it's not like "You don't need learn learn, just go and drive the car ". What it really is "You don't need to learn whole mechanics to drive, go get familiar with basics and essentials then drive with your coach. Because even if you spend months learning working and principals of car, you'll not be able to drive untill you drive". "You know enough, act to accomplish." For now you take this. And I'm begging my mind to turn off so that I can sleep. Bye.