Plants vs. Zombies™ Garden Warfare Standard Edition Terms & Con…

This will look different than what I originally wrote because evergreen work always gets revised, and it first went live in 2014. Too bad; it lacks most of my terrible puns! "You'll soil your plants" was one of the bits that made me giggle to myself as I wrote it, which is a clear sign that I had something that worked. The mandate was humorous, light, and engaging and we nailed it.