His life began a lot more auspiciously than it ended. He was born Sextus Varius Avitus Bassianus in what was now Syria, the son of an aristocrat and prominent politician. Elagabalus, as he was later called, proved to be so precocious that his grandmother, Julia Maesa, successfully schemed to have him appointed Emperor of Rome after the incumbent, Marcus Opellius Macrinus, was defeated at the Battle of Antioch. Her efforts were successful. The outcome? Not so much.