My big, scary doberman (he wouldn’t hurt a fly) leads me through the house, glancing back every few steps to make sure I’m following. He was more intimidating when he was young and agile; now he’s an old man who eats canned food for dinner. As we trail around corners and pad across rugs, I realize that I really need to vacuum. The chores that come with a house fall on blind eyes sometimes; I’m still picking up the everything is on me responsibility thing. We’ve only been in this house for three months, and if you walked in right now, you’d be able to tell. Boxes sit in the corner of the kitchen and on the fireplace, waiting to be unpacked. I should throw them away. What do I need in them that I haven’t used for three months?