They don’t know what happened, or why my box-sized, shoved-in-the-back-corner office was the only room affected. It wouldn’t be a problem if the world wasn’t on fire outside my window, but it is, so Amazon delivered to me a small battery powered fan, and my long sleeved dress shirts have been shoved to the back of my closet. Hair ties are especially useful, too, even though I don’t love how bald they make me look. Function over fashion is this month’s motto.