If you’re anything like us, the very second you touch down in Tenerife (otherwise known as the Isle of Love thanks to a certain Paddy McGuinness), you'll want beer in hand, food in belly, and sun on face. In no particular order, ASAP. With that in mind, the quickest and easiest way is to hop in a taxi. Directly outside the main arrivals exit of the airport is an ever-stocked taxi rank. It’s very well sign posted, so you should find your way there easily, no matter how many pre-holiday drinks you’ve had on the plane.