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The Real Mad Hatter Serves a Wondrous, Imaginative Tea
Call me insane for believing in the career I have crafted for myself. I wear many hats, stitched from the symbolic blood, sweat, and tears of an ambitious fella.Watch me dance wildly around a table, offering every sweet and tart, entertaining all who come to join the party. The only true obstacle is a hare hurling dishes everywhere. Become my guest of honor.Come on down the rabbit hole. Fall for what I make possible. I’ll serve the creativity of a curious mind, where the very idea of originality

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Ribbit… Ribbit…
I exist in Midwestern valleys as a human influence, a storytelling river toad, “ribbit, ribbit.” Stay a while on my lily pad. If you kiss me, I won’t turn into a prince; I’ll stay folkloric, kind, and humorous. A North American provocateur, I master simple narratives; my writing sets me apart. What do I know with all my creek experience? Do you speak my language? I’ve spoken every American dialect and written both simply and elaborately to resonate with readers who understand high-pitched trills