Ira isn't real. Her problems are. She runs Lucid Lotus, a full-colour and UV tattoo studio up a flight of stairs in Koregaon Park, Pune. She works alone, one client at a time. Her quirks are the realistic kind: a queue on the stairs, one binder of designs everyone wants at once, customers who can't picture UV ink, and a phone full of DMs asking for appointments that she can't answer with a needle in her hand.