Pulse-Pounding Landing Page Copy Delivered on a Plate

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About this service

Summary

Nobody lands on your key sales page by accident.
So let's not disappoint them when they show up looking hungry.
Because what you say on your lander really matters.
Especially if you want people to head your way rather than feed cash and kudos to your competitors.
We’ll start by picking up your audience right where they’re at.
Then let’s reward their interest — and make them an offer they can’t refuse.
Last part?
We make it AS EASY AS POSSIBLE for them to GET WHAT THEY WANT with a NO-NONSENSE CTA.
Landers bomb for all kinds of reasons — and you’re TOO GOOD for this to happen to you.
So here are 500 words of pulse-pounding lander copy, all primed to attract your audience your way ...
and give them what they came to purchase or sign up for.
Need more words? Just ask, and we can figure it.
Actually, just ask anyway.
I'm remarkably adaptable, highly personable, and I've been writing pro copy for 15+ years.
Could be I’ve seen your kind of thing before.
PS: Original content only. No ChatGPT here.
AI lacks wit, charm & heart — and your customers and clients deserve better.

Process

REQUIREMENTS
Intel up front is key. The main objective of any lander is to match product or service benefits to audience needs, desires & problems with a view to generating customers, followers and fans. Market & offer details are critical here.
1) Identify Your Market
Your most important question is WHO IS BUYING? So let’s look at your market — and the big gap in their lives you intend to fill with your product, service or idea.
2) Clarify Your Offer What makes YOU and your offer the perfect solution for the problem your audience faces? What do you want them to DO after they read your page? Let me have your creative brief! You’ll receive an in-depth query form about your market, product/service, competitors etc.
3) I Write The Copy
I promise clear & compelling copy that’s error free and sticks to the brief. Along the way, I may have further queries to help me nail it. This means the first draft you see will be in the best possible shape.
4) Feedback & Revisions
You’ll receive 2 rounds of revisions to ensure the copy is fit for purpose. Design notes guide your web team through the structure so you can slot the copy into place as you build your lander.
Easy Peasy.

FAQs

  • Do you use AI to help you write your copy?

    Don't need it, don't use it — and audiences hate it. AI lacks wit, charm & heart — and your customers and clients deserve better.

  • Who do you write for?

    SAAS and new tech is fun because it's exciting. The brand names of the 2030s are setting out their stalls NOW. I'm a big fan of ecommerce too. Amazon's captive market place has seriously rich pickings for sellers who invest in effective copy. Gtg with coaching, training and entrepreneur offers also. Transformational, personality-led life/career level-ups are my favourites to write. Hey, but if you're selling *biscuits* or *recruitment services* I can probably handle it. Try me.

  • What do you bring to the table besides top drawer copy?

    Stacks of theatre, presentation and voice coaching XP. Very useful for brands who want to put on a show. I also run private 1-2-1 teaching services (and have done since 1997). That's a great foundation for figuring how and why people think and act the way they do.

  • You're new to Contra, right?

    Indeed. That's why my profile is like a bare bones WIP. Easiest way to discover what I can do for you is to query me. Direct dialogue is your friend.

What's included

  • Effective Landing Page Copy for Your Product, Service or Idea

    You’ll receive clear & compelling landing page copy to loft you head and shoulders above your business rivals. From Hero to CTA, here’s the cast iron sales narrative you need to grow your enterprise.

  • Curiosity Feeds More Cats Than it Kills ...

    so why not pop me a query?


Skills and tools

Content Writer

Copywriter

Copy Strategist

Microsoft Word