France is the European champion of fatal workplace accidents (2022). When I was a bike courier, accidents around me were frequent, and systematically raised the question of our status — that of self-employed workers doing a bullshit job as dangerous as it was poorly paid. Le Rêve des Machines (Agent) is a prototype of an armored bicycle adapted to the working conditions of the delivery rider. I drew inspiration from improvised fighting vehicles used in numerous wars, particularly the SVBIEDs used in Syria. I draw a parallel here between worker and martyr, both being offered a promise of emancipation conditioned on their merit, meant to legitimize total subjugation.