A sync commit had overwritten the landing page's real, database-derived statistics with placeholder marketing figures. The published claim said 12,400 replies. The truth was 1,622 — a 7.6x overstatement that sat on the sales page for months. I re-derived every statistic from production, wrote a runbook recording which query produces which figure, and added a test that pins the true values and blocklists the inflated ones so they cannot come back.