The room is dim except for city lights bleeding in. Papers scattered. Coffee cups. Tension.
DONNA is already there, legs crossed, tablet in hand, effortlessly composed. LOUIS storms in, eyes wide, neck red.
LOUIS
He’s back. That son of a snake wearing a tie clip is back.
DONNA
And good evening to you too, Louis.
LOUIS
He’s sniffing around the equity partners like a bloodhound on cocaine. Daniel. Freaking. Hardman.
The door bursts open.
MIKE
Okay, I just had lunch with a judge who told me Hardman is representing a class-action suit. Against one of our oldest clients.
HARVEY enters. Calm. Crisp. Lethal in a three-piece. The door barely closes behind him before he speaks.
HARVEY
And just like that, the roach climbs out from under the floorboards.
LOUIS
He’s not a roach. Roaches have souls. Roaches run from light. This man runs toward lawsuits.
DONNA
And he wears that smug look like it’s tailored by Tom Ford. It's not. It’s ego stitched in spite.
MIKE
He’s going after Vincent Tech. Remember them? They stuck with us through the SEC scandal. Now he’s trying to flip them.
HARVEY
Of course he is. Because when the devil can’t find a pitchfork, he picks up a briefcase.
LOUIS
We need to warn Vincent. Tell them who they’re dealing with.
HARVEY
No. That’s exactly what he wants. He wants us to react. To panic. To start calling clients like desperate prom dates who got dumped.
DONNA
So we don’t warn them?
HARVEY
No. We show them.
LOUIS
Show them what, Harvey? Our deep moral integrity? Because I just Googled our last three years and morality didn’t crack the top ten.
HARVEY
We show them that anyone who picks Daniel Hardman is picking a ticking time bomb wrapped in a lawsuit waiting to happen.
MIKE
He’s banking on us playing defense. What if we don’t?
DONNA
What if we throw the first punch?
HARVEY turns to her. Their eyes lock. Sparks.
HARVEY
You read my mind.
LOUIS
Okay, if there’s punching, I’m in. But can I pick the gloves? I have custom Everlasts with LITT UP embroidered on them.
HARVEY
No gloves, Louis. This is bare-knuckle.
DONNA
We leak Hardman’s past disbarment proceedings to the Wall Street Bulletin. Quietly. Then we file a pre-emptive motion with the ethics board flagging a conflict of interest on his case.
MIKE
And while he’s busy putting out that fire, we pull Vincent’s contract, find the exit clause, and remind them what loyalty used to mean.
LOUIS
Or we go nuclear.
Everyone turns. Louis lifts a folder, eyes gleaming.
LOUIS (CONT’D)
Four years ago, he buried a harassment complaint from his own associate. He settled it privately. But the woman filed a sealed affidavit and I know the judge who sealed it.
HARVEY
Louis.
LOUIS
What? I didn’t say we expose it. I said we remind him we know. That we remember who he is when the lights are off and the cameras stop rolling.
MIKE
And here I was thinking you were the firm’s moral compass.
LOUIS
Morality bends when Daniel Hardman walks in the room.
DONNA
So does the thermostat. Have you noticed? The temperature drops ten degrees. That man brings his own personal draft of hell.
HARVEY
Alright. Donna, leak the disbarment chatter. Mike, prep the ethics motion. Louis, remind your judge friend what Hardman did and let him know we’re not letting it happen again.
LOUIS
Done. But just so we’re clear, if this goes sideways, I want it on record that I volunteered to go nuclear first.
HARVEY
Duly noted. When the dust settles, I’ll embroider it on your gravestone.
MIKE
What about you?
HARVEY
Me? I’m going to have a drink. Then I’m going to call Vincent Tech. Not to beg. To tell them something no one’s said to them in years.
DONNA
Let me guess. You’re welcome.
HARVEY
No. We’re the ones who never left.
LOUIS
God, that’s good. You write that down?
HARVEY
No. I just say it better than you think.
MIKE
And louder than most people can handle.
HARVEY smirks.
HARVEY
Let’s go make Hardman regret the day he crawled back into our city.
FADE OUT.
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Posted Oct 11, 2025
A character-accurate legal thriller dialogue written in the vein of Suits, bringing Donna, Mike, Harvey, and Louis into a high-tension, sarcastic scene.