To the very beautiful lady who’s panicking at the moment. I can assure you that I mean no harm. After all, I cannot do anything due to the fact that I am stuck in here. At least, my soul is. If you do not know, I am the ORIGINAL owner of this typewriter, that was made and purchased in 1919. My name is Eustace San Juan, and I was a resistance fighter during the Japanese occupation of the Philippines from 1942 to 1945. Unfortunately, I died during that time just before they surrendered, and have since been stuck inside this typewriter. Now to make matters worse, my wife to my knowledge did not know if I died, or left her. She did not know that I was part of the resistance. I am running out of space, so please if you can, replace this paper so I can continue to tell my story. I need a favour to–