COARTADA S.A. Professional Excuses for Everyday
Vanesa Martinez
COARTADA S.A.
Professional Excuses for Everyday Irresponsibility.
We'd rather fabricate an epic than admit “I forgot.”
So I created COARTADA S.A.: the world's first professional excuse consultancy.
Late for work? Didn't answer a WhatsApp? Your battery died?
We don't lie for you. We build the evidence.
A fictional brand expanded into forensic case files, outdoor advertising, professional defense packages and an interactive excuse generator.
The situations are ridiculous.
The institution takes them completely seriously.
Because “me colgué” is not a defense.
Fictional brand concept. AI used as a production tool.
Would you hire COARTADA S.A.?😂
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Posted Aug 20, 2026
COARTADA S.A. Professional Excuses for Everyday Irresponsibility. We'd rather fabricate an epic than admit “I forgot.” So I created COARTADA S.A.: the world'...
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