As I tip toed towards my wardrobe, he stood up and said, ‘No No No, I like you just the way you are.’ Before I could take another step, he had grabbed me and as I struggled to free myself, he loosed my towel and behold, all my geography was outside. What a shame! It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. Before Mr stranger could recover from his gaze, I reached one leg of my heels also lying where it ought not to be and hit him on the head with every power and spite I could summon. He passed out immediately.