The Wrong Corner of LALATOWN. Not every road leads somewhere useful. Some roads lead directly to the Department of Misguided Regulation. This piece was created from the strange, frustrating, and often ridiculous moments we survive in life. The people who count two strawberries twice. The forms nobody can find. The advice nobody asked for. The seminar you somehow attended by accident. Instead of carrying those moments forever, I turned them into a LALATOWN story. Because every story deserves a LALATOWN ending.