What happens when being cared for becomes being owned? How to Keep a Human is a fictional illustrated handbook for robots, following eight instructions that turn ordinary care into confinement, identity erasure and control. I built a custom Recraft Style from Ivan Bilibin’s folkloric illustrations, using their storybook language to make the cold instructions feel disturbingly familiar. Enormous scarlet-and-gold robots dominate softly colored humans, while the cheerful handbook typography makes each rule more unsettling. The series ends with an open door and a human who no longer tries to leave, asking what acceptance costs when belonging requires giving yourself up.