Why trust me with this. I run an LLM scoring pipeline of my own, unattended, on Cloudflare Workers in TypeScript. It taught me the failures this review looks for: a scorer that misread the same hard constraint four times with nothing erroring, so that decision moved out of the prompt and into code, with each real failure kept as a test; a source adapter that silently read half its data for six days, because the only thing reported was a total; and a per-call design that spent most of its request budget, until batching took it from 35 scored a night to over 200. The write-ups are public at lukasjanda.com/writing.