Imagine the scene: You’re racing down the motorway, music blaring, pedal to the metal. Either you’re running late or you have time to waste, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that today’s your lucky day; you’ve just triggered a speed radar. The policeman dumps his donut and proceeds to flag you down. Naturally, being the law abiding citizen that you are, you pull over nervously and await your reckoning. The policeman arrives at your window and motions to open up. “Good day officer,” you splutter, barely pulling your syllables together. “Hello there. You know, I was about to give you a speeding ticket, but, well, I have Cop Block today.” Writers Block Is Absurd