You want words? I got loads of them. Including some of the very best. Like 'vivacious', 'conker', and 'eulogy'. Just don't ask me to use those three in the same sentence again, unless you want something properly weird (which I'm into, not gonna lie).

Your brief can come in the form of a list of bullet points, a string of disconnected sentences, or a raging monologue inspired by Mel Gibson's portrayal of that Scottish fella in Braveheart. The best way to appeal to a human audience? Speak to them like humans. No offence, AI assistant thing that keeps offering/threatening to rewrite this for me.