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You have a pain - You can't find a copywriter who converts.
I'm here to be your Icy Hot. Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away.
I know how to (and do) convert. It's simple, but no one will do the dirty work.
What's the dirty work?
Well, I'm essentially a proctologist. Your customers have a pain in their butt, and it's my job to find it, and the remedy?
A prescription to your product or service.
Okay, stop thinking about butts for a second.
What I do is stalk your customers like your crazy stalker ex -- on forums, social media, Youtube comments, and Amazon product reviews. I study them, I learn about them, AND THEN I BLAST ALL THEIR DIRT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
Okay, I'll skip that last bit.
But I will find their pains, and I will position YOUR product or service as the Icy Hot to THEIR pains.
If you want inspiring, attention-grabbing sales copy that ENGAGES and SELLS...
...I'm your Neo. I'm the one.
And I'm your stalker proctologist. Tell all your friends.
Message me now for an exam -- oops I mean consultation.

What's included

What's your theory on how to write amazing, compelling copy?
Research is 90% of the battle. Anyone can write a generic landing pages and sales messages, but what will make your business money? What will solidify your business in a person's memory? A DEEP dive into customers' pains. Their passions. Their desires. The question below explains how I get there.
You're more expensive. Why?
Because I take the time to do deep, extra-gritty research. I scour competitor websites, reviews, forums, social media and video comment sections to see what REAL customers in your industry/niche are saying TODAY. Only then can we make you stand out and deliver them the perfect marketing message.
Do I get revisions? How does that work?
You get unlimited revisions. Sometimes it takes a little back and forth collaboration to perfect your vision. I prioritize your revisions over my other work so you don't have to wait. Worst case for a revision would be 12 hours, but if I'm awake, almost always less than 4.
You're a full time traveler? Where are you now?
As of July 24th, I'm in a remote location in the beautiful Colorado mountains. My rescue pup, Mara, hopelessly chases chipmunks all day while I take in the beautiful views and brainstorm during walks around the lake to write you amazing copy. Message me now to get started.
Starting at$200
Duration7 days
Tags
Google Docs
Hemingway App
Microsoft Word
V-Ray
AI Copywriter
Article Writer
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write sales copy for sales funnel landing page sales copywritingmofiyinfoluwa oyetunde
Starting at$200
Duration7 days
Tags
Google Docs
Hemingway App
Microsoft Word
V-Ray
AI Copywriter
Article Writer
Cover image for write sales copy for sales funnel landing page sales copywriting
You have a pain - You can't find a copywriter who converts.
I'm here to be your Icy Hot. Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away.
I know how to (and do) convert. It's simple, but no one will do the dirty work.
What's the dirty work?
Well, I'm essentially a proctologist. Your customers have a pain in their butt, and it's my job to find it, and the remedy?
A prescription to your product or service.
Okay, stop thinking about butts for a second.
What I do is stalk your customers like your crazy stalker ex -- on forums, social media, Youtube comments, and Amazon product reviews. I study them, I learn about them, AND THEN I BLAST ALL THEIR DIRT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
Okay, I'll skip that last bit.
But I will find their pains, and I will position YOUR product or service as the Icy Hot to THEIR pains.
If you want inspiring, attention-grabbing sales copy that ENGAGES and SELLS...
...I'm your Neo. I'm the one.
And I'm your stalker proctologist. Tell all your friends.
Message me now for an exam -- oops I mean consultation.

What's included

What's your theory on how to write amazing, compelling copy?
Research is 90% of the battle. Anyone can write a generic landing pages and sales messages, but what will make your business money? What will solidify your business in a person's memory? A DEEP dive into customers' pains. Their passions. Their desires. The question below explains how I get there.
You're more expensive. Why?
Because I take the time to do deep, extra-gritty research. I scour competitor websites, reviews, forums, social media and video comment sections to see what REAL customers in your industry/niche are saying TODAY. Only then can we make you stand out and deliver them the perfect marketing message.
Do I get revisions? How does that work?
You get unlimited revisions. Sometimes it takes a little back and forth collaboration to perfect your vision. I prioritize your revisions over my other work so you don't have to wait. Worst case for a revision would be 12 hours, but if I'm awake, almost always less than 4.
You're a full time traveler? Where are you now?
As of July 24th, I'm in a remote location in the beautiful Colorado mountains. My rescue pup, Mara, hopelessly chases chipmunks all day while I take in the beautiful views and brainstorm during walks around the lake to write you amazing copy. Message me now to get started.
$200