Hi, thanks for clicking through! You're the kind of human that I love! I bet all your peeps are also great like you. Introduce us?

Anywho, follow these easy steps for previously promised entertainment AND to support open-source AGI that creates cooperative freedom for all:

Step 1: Buy this for $20.

Step 2: Send me your life story within a 15 second Tiktok.

Step three is up to the next person who buys this. And the next, the next, & the next until there's no more nexts. Based on all buyers' vids, I'll decide who of y'all get to join my post-apocalyptic community.

Step 4: Along the way, some fun brackets will narrow down the best of the best in this meaningless battle. Why is it meaningless? Easy. Right now, we're already fixing all the ways which our ignorance affects our home.