2 Crypto Sketch Comedy Scripts + Directing

Anthony Ellison

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Starting at

965

About this service

Summary

I have hundreds of hours of experience in front of an audience performing, writing, & directing comedy. I've taught many famous folks over the years. I have an MFA in Story Structure. I've won several festivals and awards, but most importantly, I know how to find the stakes that stimulates an audience.

Q: But, why aren't you in Hollywood if you're so good?

A: Good question. Here's a list:

Hollywood is terrible. My skill set is writing, performing, and teaching. My skill set is NOT sending edible arrangements to someone who knows someone who "dated" the personal assistant of Josh Hartnett

The funniest people are not in Hollywood. They're around you every day. They just didn't pursue a comedy career because they have actual logic floating around in their brains. Must be nice. I have the blessing to write whatever I want, instead of running it by a table of 90 year old producers for feedback

I write/direct comedy nearly every day. I get commissioned because I'm a pro. But you have to trust me. Some people don't, and we have to split ways, which is fine

I have 4 years of full-time degenerate Crypto experience:

I've been trading shitcoins & NFT's for the past 4 years: DeFi, Gaming, PFP's, Farming, Staking, Restaking said Staked rewards to stake collateralized coins that launched 30 seconds ago out of thin air...

I've been grinding for dear life up in nasty Discords and Telegrams, winning meme contests, Art contests, losing my mind, making videos...

I've been reading charts and using Technical Analysis and taking notes for 4 years...SO much potential for comedy in TA videos (low budget too)

I know all the main characters of crypto: SBF, Su Zhu, Do Kwon, CZ, Cobie, Inversbrah, Slurp the Dipperino (which is my fave phrase), the Polkadot Sheister Family, BitBoy (of course), Philakone...

What's included

Full Script
- Two (up to) 8 page comedy scripts born from your crypto concepts/culture - 3 revisions for each - Written to your budget and production realities - Written for the performers you have in mind
Direction (optional)
- I will give notes and clarifications (via zoom) on each character in 2 table reads - I will give performance notes if direction team prefers - I will record personal performance for inflection reference
A Workshop (optional)
- I will workshop 2 of your future Crypto Sketches - Master's level storytelling workshop - Performance guidance
Exercise Docs (optional)
- I will provide a series of Sketch Writing exercises that professional comedy writers use to discover ideas and characters - I will show you how to use the docs on recording for future reference

Duration

2 weeks

Skills and tools

Creative Director

Screenwriter

Script Writer