You're fascinating in real life. Your LinkedIn has no idea. I find that personally offensive and would like to help.

Here's the deal: we gab for 45-60 minutes every week, you tell me what's going on, I disappear and write it. You get 8 posts a month that sound like the best, most interesting version of you — without writing a single word yourself.

I'll bottle up the thing that makes you you — your origin story, your hot takes, your hills-you'd-die-on, the weird tangent that makes everyone lean in — and pour it all over your Linkey feed.