Let me craft a candid and compelling blog post using your chosen keywords. 2-5 copyright free images are included as well as source links. The post will be SEO-optimized so you can build authority in your industry (think of it like getting tenure) and show up early in search results. You're busy enough as it is. Leave the writing to me.

Need a post in a rush (it's okay if you forgot a deadline, it happens to the best of us)? I've got you covered! Efficiency is my middle name. Gimme the details & 24 hours (probably less if we're being realistic) to make some magic happen (yes that's cheesy, but I'm out of ideas after copywriting for everyone else all day haha).