Humorous copy/content writing

Meet Vaidya

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About this service

Summary

I write content so needy that it craves validation from readers

in a gist, this is all I am offering:

1) Persuasive writing

2) Creative ideation

3) Engaging Content Writing

FAQs

Have you tried therapy yet? if not WHY?
Most of my friends over the years have recommended me therapy but... A man only steps back if it's his favorite female in his life, his ideals, and his wallet. So yeah I am broke.
Why did i add scriptwriting in my services if I am still a new in this thing?
I added scriptwriting to my services offered section despite being new to this because contra forced me to pick a minimum of 3 skills...Also, all the delusions I had about me and my crush have to amount to something, right?

What's included

Creative ideas
I DAYDREAM A LOT, so I can come up with ideas no sane person ever can (or even want to but let’s focus on the positive). So yeah I can think out of the box.
Persuasive copywriting
A copy so fresh and creative that it may even sell white bread to a black... I mean to a gluten intoleran...*inhales* I CAN SELL WHITE BREAD TO A BAKERY, yes that's it. I do a damn good job of it, then your competition reaches out to me, hires me, pays me, and I'LL BE RICH! (*chuckles as I daydream yet again* huehehehehehe)
Engaging Content Writing
I can write engaging content, Exhibit C
Scriptwriting
I am still a newbie, but I am willing to learn. Knows the basics

Duration

1 week

Skills and tools

Content Writer

Copywriter

Script Writer