A copy so fresh and creative that it may even sell white bread to a black... I mean to a gluten intoleran...*inhales* I CAN SELL WHITE BREAD TO A BAKERY, yes that's it.
I do a damn good job of it, then your competition reaches out to me, hires me, pays me, and I'LL BE RICH! (*chuckles as I daydream yet again* huehehehehehe)