Just your average everyday ninja badass here, BackScratch the Badger! I hail from an age-old video game cassette from a long forgotten era

Amidst the burning gas-lamps of bustling cobblestone streets, just beyond the senses of the ordinary, average ladies and gentleman among polite society

When the ancient, mystical VideoSaga system is unearthed from a musty old box and reawakened, the magical console tears a rift in the planes